Abridged List of Things that are Buckets

• Swimming pools
• Onomatopoeia
• Queen Elizabeth II before and after her death
• Aelōn̄ Kein Ad (a.k.a. The Marshall Islands)
• Phenomenology
• People named Greg
• Picnic tables
• Beethoven’s 5th Symphony and the song “Peaches” by the Presidents of the United States of America
• Nuance (obviously)
• Donuts
• Mysticism, Pragmatism, and the conceptual distance between the two
• Chonky Donkeys
• Holes (“A hole is merely a bucket whose bottom is unknowable” to quote one of our most esteemed theologians)
• The Natural History Museum
• The Zymoglyphic Museum
• Blue Heat Takis
• A single drop of rain on an otherwise arid day
• Transcendentalism
• The excised secrets lurking under black bars in censored government documents
• All you’ve ever dreamed of developing into like a flower unfolding in the light of an ineffably perfect autumn
• The Scenic Kancamagus Highway
• Et cetera